Yesterday I reported on what appeared to be Darth Vader robbing a bank in Setauket, Long Island on Thursday. Well according to the official Death Star PR It appears that the masked man dressed in a blue cape, cameo pants, and armed with a hand gun in lieu of a light saber was in fact not the dark lord after being laid off.
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Official Death Star PR: Vader Didn’t Do It! Still employed by the dark side
Darth Vader robs bank — suspected of being laid off by the Emperor
It looks like even the dark lord of the Sith is suffering from the horrible effects of this economic downturn. Darth Vader was spotted in a Long Island, New York bank on Thursday. Vader was caught on camera holding a teller at gunpoint, and escaping, cash in hand. Why he was using a gun, and not his light saber is up to speculation.
Do fanboys and fangirls really need to breed?
Recently a website was launched called Cupidtino, a play on the words Coopertino, and Cupid, a dating website for Apple fanboys, and fangirls. That’s right, a dating site specifically for finding that one special Apple product lover that will only love you because you own a Mac. By no means am I bashing Apple’s products, I think they’re nice, but one thing that I can’t stand is a fanboy/girl, and knowing that there’s a dating website out there that allows them to meet, and breed to make little Apple n00blets sounds really wrong.
I love Spam!
Looks like the Central Bank of Nigeria loves me!
Your have been officially approved by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) for your part-payment of $10.million USD (Ten Million Dollars). Contact the CBN Office for your payment with your: Name, Country, Phone No, Address, Occupation, Next Of Kin.
Email: (Removed for all you idiots out there)
Official signed: Prof.Sanusi Lamido CBN GOVERNOR.
Hell yeah, bro!
BP’s new logo
The British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is getting way out of hand. BP has just tried cementing it over (Top Kill), and of course that didn’t work. BP has come to terms with this, and commissioned a new logo.
[Via Alltop — Holy Kaw!, reddit]
Zordon to host 2012 Olympics?
I’m not really a big fan of the Olympics. In fact I’m glad they’re over so I can get back to watching The Office every Thursday. So why am I reporting on the upcoming Summer Olympics? Check out the logo! It’s pretty clever if you ask me, using the year in the word and all, I really like it. But there’s something else about it…
Yep, the original leader of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers has taken over the game.
I’m placing all my money on the Dragon Zord to win.
