Yesterday I reported on what appeared to be Darth Vader robbing a bank in Setauket, Long Island on Thursday. Well according to the official Death Star PR It appears that the masked man dressed in a blue cape, cameo pants, and armed with a hand gun in lieu of a light saber was in fact not the dark lord after being laid off.
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Official Death Star PR: Vader Didn’t Do It! Still employed by the dark side
Darth Vader robs bank — suspected of being laid off by the Emperor
It looks like even the dark lord of the Sith is suffering from the horrible effects of this economic downturn. Darth Vader was spotted in a Long Island, New York bank on Thursday. Vader was caught on camera holding a teller at gunpoint, and escaping, cash in hand. Why he was using a gun, and not his light saber is up to speculation.
I missed Star Wars day!?
FUCK! I always forget about the awesome, yet obscure holidays. I won’t make the same mistake next year though, it’s now on my calendar. If you don’t know, I’m a pretty big Star Wars fan, so I am very disappointed in myself. Oh well, I guess I can celebrate on the 25th (The day star wars was first released in 1977).
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