San Diego Comic Con kicks off today, and nerds everywhere are praying to almighty Thor that it’s going to be the best one yet… well, that’s what the smart people of the Westboro Baptist Church think. Because of this these guys will meet you at San Diego Comic Con opening day, at 1:15 PM to 2:00 PM. So a message to all you nerds, you’re gong to Hell!

In case you aren’t aware, the Westboro Baptist Church is a hate group, not a church as they are DOING IT WRONG! They hate gays, Jews, this country, and much more. They also enjoy protesting the funerals of fallen soldiers, and other shit like that. Their hatred is reflected in the name of their website, godhatesfags.com. Man, if anyone is going to Hell, it’s them…

The church hate group posted this on their site:

Are you kidding?! If these people would spend even some of the energy that they spend on these comic books, reading the Bible, well no high hopes here. They have turned comic book characters into idols, and worship them they do! Isaiah 2:8 Their land also is full of idols; they worship the work of their own hands, that which their own fingers have made: 9 And the mean man boweth down, and the great man humbleth himself: therefore forgive them not. It is time to put away the silly vanities and turn to God like you mean it. The destruction of this nation is imminent — so start calling on Batman and Superman now, see if they can pull you from the mess that you have created with all your silly idolatry.

Yep, we geeks all pray to Batman, and Superman, as they are the creators of the universe. I unfortunately was not able to attend services at the Fist Church of Batman last week due to a schedule conflict, so I hope that the merciful Dark Knight can forgive me. You have to worship Batman guys, he sent his second side-kick, Jason Todd to die at the hands of the joker for our crimes.

If you are at Comic Con, and see them, do the world a favor, and find an army of Storm Troopers inside the convention hall, have them surround the protesters, and have them fire when ready.

[image via NerdBastards.com]

UPDATE! – They showed up, and the geeks protested their protest. To see the photos click here.

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