And no, I’m not kidding this time, seriously. I’ve seen too many things recently, and there’s no way I can’t write about them. I’ve encountered stupid people, new minor annoyances,  more things I enjoy, hate, and all that good stuff. All I need to do is finally get around to designing this site (I’m going to go minimalist on this, it will make your eyes happy), so stay tuned. Touch that dial, and I will hunt you down.

If there are three typefaces that I love, they are Papyrus, Algerian, and the king of the three Comic Sans. No font could ever live up to its glory as what it obviously is; most likely the most overused font in history, and that has to mean something. Like they say, “10,000 people can’t be wrong”.Vincent Connare created this typeface in 1994 for Microsoft, who needed a non-threatening font to be used in their applications to set well with comic strips, and especially 8th grader’s history reports. The font has since picked up so much steam that it is probably the most loved, and recognizable fonts to the common folk.

Because of its common usage, and placeability, I have decided to change this entire blog’s typographic essence to this enticing font. A font for the ages. A font that can be used in any situation, in any medium — logos, billboards, body copy, what have you, you cannot deny that it certainly is something.

I encourage you to use this font whenever possible. Next time you design a logo; Comic Sans. Writing your college thesis; Comic Sans. Putting together a flyer for your missing pet ocelot; Comic Freaking Sans.

Back when I was working for a company that scammed me into working for them, and promising me a hefty wage, but did not pay me, but instead threatened to sue, I was forced to listen to Fox News radio ALL FUCKING DAY. This alone probably should of made me go crazy, but oddly enough I was able to survive. During the commercials for this ungodly network Glenn Beck came on telling us that we HAD TO BUY GOLD! I did what most sensible people do and just ignored it as best as possible.

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This may be the third dumbest thing that I’ve ever seen on Ebay — first being the state of West Virginia, and second being someone’s eternal soul in a jar — a “modded” Xbox 360 Elite with red lights. This can’t the red ring of death people, this has to be the REAL DEAL! Hell, it even currently selling for a mere $35, and $8 shipping and handling with only 1 bid. How the hell could you pass this up?

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Yesterday I reported on what appeared to be Darth Vader robbing a bank in Setauket, Long Island on Thursday. Well according to the official Death Star PR It appears that the masked man dressed in a blue cape, cameo pants, and armed with a hand gun in lieu of a light saber was in fact not the dark lord after being laid off.

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It looks like even the dark lord of the Sith is suffering from the horrible effects of this economic downturn. Darth Vader was spotted in a Long Island, New York bank on Thursday. Vader was caught on camera holding a teller at gunpoint, and escaping, cash in hand. Why he was using a gun, and not his light saber is up to speculation.

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