A few days ago, after a fairly large party, I felt that I was coming down with a cold that someone had brought as an uninvited guest. As a man with shit to do, I did not want this to bring me down any more than it had to, so I did the sensible thing, and did everything within my power to stop it before it could get any worse. A cold is one of the worst, most inconvenient things that could happen to me (it’s right up there with dying, although that’s impossible, so no… it isn’t) and there was no cold medication, nor any of the usual stuff that you take when you’re sick, so I improvised, and what I did worked better than any treatment I’ve ever done.